Problems of Clothing

The finest air max nike clothing made is a person's skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this.  

A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.

I base most of my fashion sense on what doesn't itch.

If most of us are ashamed of shabby clothes and shoddy furniture, let us be more ashamed of shabby ideas and shoddy philosophies.... It would be a sad situation if the wrapper were better than the meat wrapped inside it. 

It is an interesting question how far men would retain their relative rank if they were divested of their wholesale nike air max 2009 clothes.

When you can't do something truly useful, you tend to vent the pent up energy in something useless but available, like snappy nike air max 90 dressing. 

Do not trouble yourself much to get new things, whether nike air max 2009 clothes or friends.... Sell your clothes and keep your thoughts.  

I don't see how an article of air max 90 clothing can be indecent.                                                                             
A person, yes.Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. 

I talk to him when I'm lonesome like; and I'm sure he understands.  When he looks at me so attentively, and gently licks my hands; then he rubs his nose on my tailored wholesale nike air max 2009 clothes, but I never say naught thereat.  For the good Lord knows I can buy more clothes, but never a friend like that.  ~W. Dayton Wedgefarth

Just around the corner in every woman's mind - is a lovely dress, a wonderful nike air max 2009 suit, or entire costume which will make an enchanting new creature of her.  ~Wilhela Cushman

A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you.  ~Françoise Sagan

Any man may be in good spirits and good temper when he's well dressed.  There ain't much credit in that.  ~Charles Dickens

When in doubt, wear red.  ~Bill Blass
Wemen usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets.  ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

What a strange power there is in clothing.  ~Isaac Bashevis Singer

Clothes make the man.  Naked people have little or no influence on society.  ~Mark Twain

There is much to support the view that it is clothes that wear us and not we them; we may make them take the mould of arm or breast, but they would mould our hearts, our brains, our tongues to their liking.  ~Virginia Woolf

A man cannot dress, but his ideas get cloath'd at the same time.  ~Laurence Sterne

Shopping tip:  You can get shoes for 85 cents at the bowling alley.  ~Author Unknown

O what a sight were Man, if his attires
Did alter with his minde;
And like a dolphins skinne, his clothes combin'd
With his desires!
~George Herbert

Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse.  ~Will Rogers

Remember that always dressing in understated good taste is the same as playing dead.  ~Susan Catherine

Funny that a pair of really nice shoes make us feel good in our heads - at the extreme opposite end of our bodies.  ~Levende Waters

The only man who really needs a tail coat is a man with a hole in his trousers.  ~John Taylor

Do men who have got all their marbles go swimming in lakes with their clothes on?  ~P.G. Wodehouse

I simply can't understand
Why swimsuits are in such demand
They're soggy and damp,
Bind like a clamp,
And hold about three pounds of sand!
~D.R. Benson

Stripped of the cunning artifices of the tailor, and standing forth in the garb of Eden - what a sorry set of round-shouldered, spindle-shanked, crane-necked varlets would civilized men appear!  ~Herman Melville

What do nudists wear on casual Fridays?  ~Author Unknown

Our clothes are too much a part of us for most of us ever to be entirely indifferent to their condition:  it is as though the fabric were indeed a natural extension of the body, or even of the soul.  ~Quentin Bell
Stretch pants - the garment that made skiing a spectator sport.  ~Author Unknown

Why is it considered seductive for women to wear beautiful clothes?  Wouldn't it make more sense to wear something so ugly that a guy couldn't wait to take it off you?  ~Flash Rosenberg

As long as there are cold and nakedness in the land around you, so long can there be no question at all but that splendor of dress is a crime.  ~John Ruskin

I have heard with admiring submission the experience of the lady who declared that the sense of being perfectly well-dressed gives a feeling of inward tranquility which religion is powerless to bestow.  ~Ralph Waldo Emerson, Letters and Social Aims

Where's the man could ease a heart
Like a satin gown?